Poem -

man from China

there once was a man from china 
who wasn't a very good climber
he slipped on a rock, he split his cock
and now he's got a vagina

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Jim "The Lad" ....

there once was a boy with a "mustache",
he delivered a write of simple trash.
we hoped he would try to change!
since this was kept in family artistic range.
anybody can think of a way to rhyme,
we hoped it would avoid bathroom slime!

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