Man U

sat watching Liverpool
play Man U...in the local,
I watched with awe..
for the score..whilst
my friend jabbered on,
through each half and then
extra time..
She said, Pauline !
Why havent you got
any wrinkles..?
I said because I'm very
selective in my speech,
I've sat here and not said
a word for two hours
and you've never stopped
screeching..
That's why my face is
alabaster..
I havent taxed it to smithereens .
Silence is golden