Martians in the Bathtub

 There are Martians in the Bathtub
  That's kind of fucking weird
   Fear the plague that's invaded the world
   Suddenly, they don't sell my favorite beer
   I wouldn't drink it anyway, out of love
   See, this tiny growing fetus inside me has selected me as his host
   Why the fuck are there Martians in the Bathtub?
   Stay your ass at home, we are under demand
   Weeks of quarantine only a gentle push away from insanity
   There are Martians in the Bathtub
   Worried? Neh. There are current bigger threats to humanity
  No school. My little person is all fucked up
   I do what I'm able to, she misses her life and friends
  I should go see what they want, those Martians in the Bathtub
   Currently China is global enemy #1, says the media
   I guess they lied about this plague in Wuhan, 
   I have no patience for this hate, In fact, I love spring rolls
   Also rice, chowmein, orange chicken with a wonton
   I'm certain that I'm verified crazy
   These weeks are bleak and hazy
   What's with those fucking Martians in the Bathtub?