MASTER OF DISASTER

He was known as the master of disaster 
Anything practical he would need a plaster
Painting a wall would end up painting the floor 
Inviting strangers in by leaving open the door 

The master of disaster always burns toast 
Forgets to put a stamp on a letter to post 
He will always say morning when its afternoon 
Leave his curtains open when he sees the moon 

I saw the master of disaster in a shop today 
Got his goods but didn't have money to pay 
I'm sure he gets through life the best he can 
This master of disaster is a most unique man