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medi-Evil

medi-Evil

it's a little known fact
that Genivive had a chuff
like a wizards sleeve
and Arthur didn't like
that...
she took refuge
one rampant Knight
whom it is certain
reduced the huge
to designer curtain
and hence the
unthickened plot
brought forth the name
of Lancelot..
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Rachel Kavanagh

Short and brilliant! Written with such articulately
-RachelĀ 

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pauline codd

fast track...i swear to God I never read Medievil stinks which is next door but one to it..how bizzare..lof

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