Beneath the cliffs where sea winds cry, And gulls through stormlit heavens fly, A child was born ’twixt...
Within the hall where fates entwine, And Merlin stirs the light divine, The orb did glow in gentle hue, A...
As Merlin’s orb began to gleam, With threads of dawn and waking dream, The crimson flame to gold did yield...
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In Camelot's hall where shadows sleep, Where time is bound and runes run deep, There rests the Table, vast...
There once was a knight, steadfast in his duty, A protector of the realm, a man of unspoken beauty...
In the chamber of my gentle princess, I, a loyal knight,
beseech to be unbound from the...
In the year 1312, in the heart of medieval France, a tormented era marked by the persecution of the...
I've known a few Tonys in my life, yes sir, my brother-in-law, the MC where fun would occur, ...
Greet me with a morning's kiss And I shall take it far along The day's trials of hit and...
Where I come from, there is an ancient practice called Spungling. It involves varnishing things until they...
The opioid King Richard III stalks the mourning Lady Ann as she attends the procession...
Tis obsidian thou seek Lavish tears befall cheek Cold an abysmal grave Balmy inferno...
You are now my fair maiden, And you were my quest and my final knighthood test, Now I've found you, I now...
A knightly gallant reign Began a dismal campaign Past great fields of France.
A...
