Metabollock pathways

I am ambidextrous
what a shock
On one hand it's advantageous..
the other it's not..
My left hand is lazy..
it hangs back
which is why the right
pulls up the slack..
The right is also clerical,
a white collar worker..
it likes to eat choclate
faster than the other..
(there are some jobs
it delegates no probs) 

if I put my best foot forward
that's ambidextrous too
I can trot off with the left
or with the right woohoo