Midlife Crisis

I'm still young and spunky
Still got pzazz
Tonight I'm going out on the town
Shout a few drinks
Dance to the jazz
 
I've still got looks hey
Just need to spruce up my hair
Douce some cologne
Take up the dare
 
I still look dapper mate
Perhaps change my style
New wheels and new shoes
To match my charming smile
 
Time to live out my dreams
My teenage fantasies
While I have the cash to burn
The muscle and energy
 
Once I prove that I can do it
I'll be satisfied
Gotta get it out of my system
Then I'll be alright