Mischievous Tuesday

Go to England and drink some tea; milk a cow, then set it free

Rob the petstore amd skin your knee; steal the fishtank and the owner's keys

Disrupt a math class and make teacher's mad; eat all the candy and blame it on dad

Make paper airplanes out of your sister's report; go blow a bullhorn in the middle of court

Go frame Roger Rabbit and your grandmother, too; go mow a golf course...one that's brand new

Take frequent showers, or take none at all; get sweaty and muddy while playing football

Go to a NBA game and steal the team ball; throw your mom's purse off a large waterfall

Throw food at Justin Bieber, then look away; take off your shirt and go dance on the stage

Sail out to Europe and mock their accents; go to a restaurant and take all their mints

Warm up your milk, and then go to bed; but before doing that, go shave your mom's head

To a large china shop, bring a large bull; pour buckets of bleach in your neighborhood pool

Unlock all the gates at the Central Park Zoo; go into congress wearing nothing but shoes

Eat Santa's cookies and hide grandma's teeth; pick all her flowers and blame cousin Keith

Take sister's dolls and burn them at stakes; announce to the world that your dad's hair is fake

Shake up a beehive to throw in a house; then send your rude cousin a giant, dead mouse

Go up to mom's houseguests and scream in their face; then when they're asleep, take to sea their suitcase

Mischievous Tuesday comes with possible shame; but you know what they say...without pain there's no gain