Mischievous Tuesday: The Adult Sequel

Mischievous Tuesday: The Adult Sequel

Go tell a child that Santa's not real; mix in cocaine to your grandpa's oatmeal

Rip out a guys beard, and steal his pet cat; wear nothing to work, and call your boss fat

When your coworker hugs you, tape a dick to her back; then say she has facial hair and her butt is flat

Yell that a stranger in Walmart has herpes; if they deny it take their wallet and car keys

Go to a restaurant and insult their food; get the chef fired for calling you rude

Tell a fast food worker to give up on their dreams; tell a small child what oral sex means

Give poisonous berries to your neighbors as gifts; sell lemonade to joggers when it's really your piss

Yell "penis" at a nursing home and tell the receptionist she's gay; use the word ugly to describe her outfit and face

Write a note to the mayor about how they someday will die; call an old friend to say their mom's love was a lie

Dress up like a zombie and scare the shit out of old people; make your ex insecure 'cause he has a third nipple

Flip off a dentist just cuz you can; tell random kids that their mom's really a man

Throw eggs at the library, film a porn in your yard; fill water balloons with urine and throw them at cars

Tell the gynecologist to stop being gross; tell him his entire profession's a joke

After completing your tasks, lay your head down to rest; just hope that your actions don't lead to arrest