Mismatched

"Ello there sweet pea".
"Do you wanna' eat me?"
Will only provoke thoughts of hate.
Illiterate prose
more suited to 'hoes,
won't impel me to go on a date.
A beer addled wink
with "Ow 'bout it?".... I think,
is unlikely to flutter my heart,
and sex innuendo
sent via Nintendo,
means so young, you still laugh when you fart!
Racy suggestion
gives me indigestion,
reading your big-headed boast.
In truth I must say,
by cold light of day,
you'd last five minutes...… ten at the most!
If the best you have got
is "Cor blimey, you're hot!"
The spark in my loins will expire.
And if I'd responded
to "Do ya' do bondage?"
I know my life truly was dire!
On quiet reflection,
the harshest rejection,
comes from a genuine guy.
Unearthing a flaw
he turned tail for the door
and I'm sad he was frightened to try.