Mitt or Mitch Romney?

Mitt Romney from Utah
ran for President
in 2012 against
President Obama.
Romney has a
$200 million estate.
Campaigning in Michigan,
Mitt said "The trees here
are just the right size."
To his donor base,
he said "47% do not pay
federal taxes - they are
the 'taker class.'
MItt challenged
Governor Rick Perry to
a 10,000 dollar bet
over the truth of a
statement Perry
made at a debate.
As a Mormon,
I tried to imagine
what his Mormon
magic underwear
look like that
provides special
protection for him.
I use to laugh when
David Letterman
called him
"Mitch" Romney.
But I have to give
Romney kudos
for challenging
the GOP
in supporting
Donald Trump
a phony, a fraud.
"His promises are as worthless
as a degree from Trump University.
He is playing the American public
for suckers: He gets a free ride
to the White House and all we
get is a lousy hat."
I have to give credit where
credit is due, and that
was an example of Romney
putting country ahead of party.
We need more of that
in the United States.

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