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Mmmmmm Chocolate ?

Mmm Chocolate ?

Dam I do like Cadburys
Tho I really wish t’was yuk
I’d not buy it from the shop
If it could only taste like muck

In fact I’d walk right past the lot
I wouldn’t care or give a jot
It makes me mad, it hits the spot
Chocolate wispa I’ve lost the plot

I try to watch what I do eat
I can easily gain weight
I’m always walking on my feet
I put more salad on my plate
The trouble is I can’t resist
To add chocolate on my shopping list

The problem is it is my crave
I’ ll have to turn the other cheek
It will send me early to my grave
I must fast chocolate for a week
Cadburys whole nut Eeeeeek ?

 

 

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Nigel Cresswell...

Bags of bitsa wispa. Mmmmmmmm. Or Dinky Deckers or.........
Then you get into the specialist stuff. 80% dark with various different chilli's. Vanilla dark and then, god help me, I have discovered cannabis chocolate. Truly a lost soul.
Great write,
Nigel

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Jill Tait

Thank you so much 
Haha haven’t yet tried the canabis one ???

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