In the devil's kitchen
The devil wears an apron for baking
The devil...
In the vampire's moonlight kitchen
Candles burning bright
Bats flutter with...
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She fed chocolate to a dog and he died. The sorry witch faked it when she cried. She said...
I need a new persona so that I'm no longer a loner, but perhaps I can find one from a suitable donor...
I have better food than most - international cuisine, everything at home from all the exotic places...
What are your pleasures? Cuddling your feline, or scoffing chocolate like there's no tomorrow?...
How on earth can I resist your chocolatty smell
As you tantilize my tastebuds in that box teasing...
Unbeknownst the wife appeared unusually upbeat, she did pretend and succeed to give yours...
The table was set for two, Alice band and I, still the same, never grown up, even time may fly;...
She has her soul wrapped like a Christmas gift having so much pride in the way she carries herself...
Still there Spotting you while out shopping, As I moved on I stared at you, List in my hand thinking...
Two strangers, different skin tone – pure white, approached us (helpless children) and I took flight...
(and countless provender scores of years gone by)... to partake larding refrigerator...
Relapse written all over whole fudge besmirched countenance American as apple pie garden...
We open a big tin of chocolates as we do this time of year Something at the back of my mind...
Over-indulgence, stuffed to the brim, with absolutely no inclination to join the local gym.. yet you know...