Chocolate

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Devil Chocolate Cake

Devil Chocolate Cake

In the devil's kitchen

The devil wears an apron for baking

The devil...

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Vampire: Moonlight...

Vampire: Moonlight Chocolate Cake

In the vampire's moonlight kitchen

Candles burning bright

Bats flutter with...

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Vampire: Moonlight...

Vampire: Moonlight Chocolate Cake

In the vampire's moonlight kitchen

Candles burning bright

Bats flutter with...

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The Pooch That Perished

The Pooch That Perished

She fed chocolate to a dog and he died.
The sorry witch faked it when she cried.
She said...

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GONE SHOPPING

GONE SHOPPING

I need a new persona so that I'm no longer a loner,
but perhaps I can find one from a suitable donor...

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

I have better food than most - international cuisine,
everything at home from all the exotic places...

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Hedonistic Pleasures

Hedonistic Pleasures

What are your pleasures? Cuddling your feline,
or scoffing chocolate like there's no tomorrow?...

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Hotel Chocolat 🍫❤️

Hotel Chocolat 🍫❤️

How on earth can I resist your chocolatty smell

As you tantilize my tastebuds in that box teasing...

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I crown the missus "...

I crown the missus "champ impractical joker"

Unbeknownst the wife appeared unusually upbeat,
she did pretend and succeed
to give yours...

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Terry In Wonderland

Terry In Wonderland

The table was set for two, Alice band and I,
still the same, never grown up, even time may fly;...

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Chocolate Covered...

Chocolate Covered Strawberries

She has her soul wrapped like a Christmas gift
having so much pride in the way she carries herself...

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Still there

Chocolate

Still there

Still there
Spotting you while out shopping, As I moved on I stared at you, List in my hand thinking...

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Two strangers

Two strangers

Two strangers, different skin tone – pure white,
approached us (helpless children) and I took flight...

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Repast for June 13th, 2020...

Repast for June 13th, 2020...

(and countless provender
scores of years gone by)...
to partake larding refrigerator...

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Alas oh how grave and...

Alas oh how grave and horrendous misfortune...

Relapse written all over whole
fudge besmirched countenance
American as apple pie garden...

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LAST REMAINING CHOCOLATE


We open a big tin of chocolates as we do this time of year
Something at the back of my mind...

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‘No one diets in December’ ?

‘No one diets in December’ ?

Over-indulgence, stuffed to the brim, with absolutely no inclination to join the local gym.. yet you know...