GONE SHOPPING

I need a new persona so that I'm no longer a loner,
but perhaps I can find one from a suitable donor;
l'll add some resposibility to my checkout basket,
include some balls and decency before I forget.

They say that there's a special offer today on honesty,
sounds good to me, keep you where you'd wish to be; 
there was a shelf for members only - that's male parts,
so next time, I can be satisfied before loving starts.

In cold storage my assets became frozen at length,
although they say that okra can give you some strength;
there were choices, package for a mate or live on your own,
if you could withstand hassle like having a dog with a bone.

When the time came to pay, the bill got me where it hurts,
forgot the ice cream, admonished, had my just desserts.