Monsters and Girlies.

Monsters and Girlies
 
The Ripper Snag and buggle Snork went into the woods
To try and find a stinkyming and get up to no good
They’d hoot and smell and jump around whilst making lots of noise
They really were a rotten lot those nasty monster boys
But soon their fun it ended, it happened in a whirl
For there right in the clearing were three pretty little girls
With dolls and bows and ringlets they smelled all fluffy pink
It made the monsters cringe. they really like a stink
The monsters turned around, and very soon departed
And as they did the buggle snork turned bright green and farted
The girls they screamed and ran away, this made the monsters laugh
All apart from stinkyming who’s never had a bath
Since seeing fluffy clean pink girls the trauma hurt his head
And now he hoots and smells all day in his monster bed
If you think a monster is scary you’d better think again
because clean and fluffy little girls drive monsters round the bend.