Poem -

Poetic Licence.

I tried to write a poem and I made a proper fudge

now my poetic licence has been taken by a judge

I tried to find a word to rhyme with 'Aberystwyth',

I couldn't so I made one up 'harrybarrymistiff'

 he said that it was shameful and it shouldn't be allowed

bit when I read my poem I was rather proud

and I'm still writing poems 'cos I'm a scary rebel

la la la la la la la orange apple ebble. 

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