Moos, maas, bleats and baas
“Moo-ve over with your scruffy kids you noisy Billy goats
This is our field with our black and white coats
We are the Friesian’s of this farmyard they need us in the dairy
but you don’t belong with us you are too loud and hairy”
“I baaa-g your pardon Mrs. Moo cow  but isn’t this a free world ?
We can’t help it if our hide is coarse and curled
There’s plenty room in this paddock for us all to unfurled”
Billy goat stood his ground as he fidgeted and skirled
So both the cows and the goats shared the same common ground
with a hawthorn hedge around about it was green, lush and round
Mind you they were not the only ones coz sheep and lambs could be foundÂ
Each and every animal making a farmyard sound
Well there were moos and maas
amidst some bleats and Baas
But they all kept in little clumps and did their own affairs
Of course at times you would see the moo cows giving the Billy goat’s mean stares
Yet on the whole they all just got along without many nightmares
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Comments
I have cows in my back yardÂ
i been told stop watch them
get life i also have 2 donkeys
and wish they shut up at 1 am
great poem come read my new poem or song
there not mine there the rancher who owns the land
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Aww ty n will soon just watchin tv at mo xxx
Jillian,Â
That was cowtastic. You're so much fun, and such a good writer, and right-er(animal righter-wise). I have yaks in my bathtub, and they always fight with my Uncle Bob when he bathes...and he doesn't even live with me, he just likes bathing with yaks. Anyway, the moral of the story is: yaks and Bobs should share the tub, but use different soaps! Does that make sense? Good. Thanks.Â
Matthew.Â
Haha ??❤️?❤️
Yak emoji, Uncle Fester emoji, Chilean Refugee emoji, corneal transplant emoji, Excise Tax emoji(whew! I hate writing out the names of all my emojis, but I can't seem to get them on here!), carrot emoji, phenobarbatol emoji, undie emoji, etc. etc. etc.Â
M.Â
Teehee ???????
??teehee my wacky imagination ??❤️?❤️
A lovely light hearted imaginative clever write , well done !
Aww Thanks so much Chris ❤️?❤️
Proper enjoyed this fun read! As always brilliantly written narrative.Â
Px ?
Awww Thanks my Chickadee ❤️❤️❤️
My Dear Jill,
What happens in Las Farmyard, stays in Las Farmyard. Â
Very funny farmyard humor!!
All my love,
Larry xxx
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