Morning Necessities

Morning lung excavation
as the night's stagnant phlegm secretions
get power coughed up the chute
into manageable spit clumps
for easy evacuation...

The pools stubbornly hanging on
from the depths of A.M. congestion
are the last to be cleared...

Once the passageways
are opened up fully
and oxygen intake
is finally uninhibited
we can proceed
to perform
other necessary
wakeup bodily
emptying activities...

Contrary to popular myth...

Life ain't all glamour and glitz