State of Flux

Driving down Dizzy Street
I took a turn for the worse
Navigated right off the damn map
to a far out place
I could not comprehend
The road sign was spinning rapidly
making the blur of words
impossible to read
So I started rotating myself
with equal velocity
for some much needed
parallel perspective
Only then could I understand
the meaning
of the formerly
muddled message
“WELCOME TO DISORIENTED”
Now I knew exactly
where I was
and more importantly
how to navigate back
to the place
from whence I came
All I had to do to rectify
my untenable situation
was to apply
the physics of perspective
and angular velocity
to achieve the desired
perceptual stabilizing effect
Or I could just keep drinking
til I pass out

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