Poem -

MORTON TWINKLEBAUM

MORTON TWINKLEBAUM

Close my eyes real tight...

Make a wish so hard...

This has got to be my night...

You called!

Who are you?

Morton Twinklebaum's my name and mischief is my game...

You're not quite what I had in mind...

You weren't specific now were you?

No, I must've not been...

Can I try again?

Not 'til next year!

That's the rules...

What's your plan Morton?

I see you have gifts under the tree...

Great observation...

Not anymore, come with me...

​​​​​Help me carry these...

On the count of three throw them as high as you can and...

Look at that one go!

Morton give me those...

I have come to bring holiday cheer, this is so much fun give it a try and you'll see...

Okay here it goes...

This is fun!

Now, out with the tree...

The tree?

I don't think we should be...

Have you ever seen tinsel fly?

No...

Balls for bowling...

Balls away!

Now, you're getting the hang of it...

What am I going to say on Christmas Day?

You might want to think of something fast...

Who would believe the Elf made me do it?

Morton my Elf maybe, I did wish for you after all...

I had so much fun...

Sparrowsong what are you doing?

​​​​​​Hide quick!

I thought we would do a new Christmas tradition...

I call it hide the presents and balls...

​​​​​​You did this all by yourself?

Would you believe me if I said Morton the Elf made me do it?

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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