MOTHER KNOWS BEST (INSPIRED BY CHERIE SUMNER'S POEM "MY PURPOSE"

Mother knows best because she teaches us the following subjects:

Agriculture, " a man reaps what he sows"

Algebra, " don't remind me of my "X"

Anatomy, " wish upon a star and work hard to achieve it"

Biology, " be careful not to combine the X and Y "

Botany, "the favourite fruit of politicians is "starfruit"

Chemistry, " when you are not reacting to me properly"

Cooking, "be careful, they'll put you in jail"

Economics, " when money rises and falls on the WALL"

Electricity, " when I'm IN CHARGE of everything"

Friendship, " they are like stars , they come and go"

Geometry, "when a spouse has an affair"

Global warning, " when you listen to the statement of TRUMP"

Gravity, "I told you not to do it again, you're grounded"

History, "I learned the hard way, I work hard for the money"

Hygiene, "don't use too much water, the water bill is high"

Hypnotism, " look me in the eye and tell me the truth"

Independence, " when you're old enough to live on your own'

Language, "they use nowadays STICKERS"

Logic,  " a trying hard singing was singing the song  "Where did I go wrong", then the audience left one by one"

Love, "when was the last time you have your vision checked?"

Marriage, " do you know how to change baby diapers?"

Mathematics, " don't bring another person into this house, we don't have enough room"

Medicine, "keep away from children"

Meteorology, " see! I told you to take  your umbrella with you"

Music, " they call it nowadays, KARAOKE"

Politics, " crocodile tears"

Religion, " alibi of the ISIS"

Sanitation, " don't flash your wealth in the toilet"

Science, " don't drink too much COLA-LIGHT"

Spelling, " people are lazy, they use GOOGLE"

Sports, " don't run away from me, I'm talking to you"

Theory of evolution, " You remind me of your father"

The best legacy we can leave to our children is happiness!
They are the mirror of personality!!

By: Leah Cabael Yodico