Mr. Black Cat

I might not be able to speak in cat
But I can sure give you problems enough
As a cat you'll find hard to figure out
Please keep your meow's to a minimal
And your aggression to a dismal nil
Your many meal times come at my refill    
You are not the only one in full black

I might not be able to speak in cat
But this world can give us problems enough
As beings we find hard to figure out
Please keep your meow's to a minimal
And your aggression to a dismal nil
Prejudice for black comes with free refills
You are not the only one in full black