MR. DENNIS
Knock Knock...
Who is it?
Your Neighbor, Mr Dennis...
Hello...
I don't think we've met before...
No...
Is your bird here?
Okay...
What did my bird do?
She covered my car in berries...
Sparrowsong!
Yes...
You covered Mr. Dennis' car with berries?
It was his fault...
How was it my fault?
First, seriously what's the big deal?
They were sour ones anyway...
Second, you parked under my nest...
Your nest is in my yard...
Exactly, my nest...
My yard...
Is there a tree in your yard?
Yes...
Did you plant the tree?
No...
Mr. Dennis if I may interrupt...
Mr. Dennis I think we both know where this conversation is going...
She's going to try and have me convinced that it's my fault, I parked my car under the tree that's in my yard that she built her nest?
Please just keep your menace bird in your yard...
Ha!
Can't prove it was me after all...
Oh?
My name isn't menace, it's Sparrowsong...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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Hello Sis Cherie...
In business maybe, Public Pretender...
Defender...
?
I wouldn't feel right about having to lose cases to keep my position...
I would probably be laughing at all the stupid stuff I would hear anyway against my client...
My client would be innocent unless guilty and I would have to ask, I'm supposed to make you look innocent?
My rate went way up...
That's law and acting, definitely extra...
I would be called up to the bench a lot and held in contempt of court...
It wouldn't take me years to convict the guilty in power either...
It takes years for some to build a case, some people can build a mansion in one...
See what I mean?
Thank you for your fun comment and support my friend!
Love n Hugs
sparrowsong
Hello Greg...
Thank you my friend!
Glad you enjoyed!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Hello Tina...
I know, right!
No sense of humor, I swear...
He should absolutely feel very privileged...
☺
Thank you for your sweet comment and support my friend!
Hugs...
sparrowsong