Mr & Mrs M J Marr

Mrs Ethel Mabel Marr
Tho she sounds so ‘la dee da’
Buys all her skirts & tops
From the charity shops

Never had to work in her life
She is a billionaires wife
He owns many oil rigs afar
Mr. Marcus John Marr 

Tho an extremely wealthy man
He visits jumble sales when he can
Has an obsession with tat
No one will ever change that

They live in a mansion by the coast
The pair are never known to boast
When they are not at home 
they travel the world & roam

In a green VW campervan
They tramp the globe when they can
Not many places they haven’t been
Wonderous sights they have seen

So the couple are very happy
Her Marcus is a decent chappy
He often says to his Ethel “Ducky,
We are so fortunately lucky”

Ethel pecks him on his face
Then she says with ‘airs & grace’
“Oh one believes this is true
Marcus my dear, I thank you”