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Mr & Mrs Snowman & baby makes three ☃️⛄️☃️

Its definately very chilly today
The weatherman mentioned snow on its way
Oh dear I am not ready for that
Guess I’ll have to hunt my gloves & hat

Trouble is the cold makes me wheeze
I cough & splutter if in a cold breeze
My bladder does fail
So gives me the pees
Tis a holiday in the sun I need please

Tis only October too early for snow?
I wake up in the morning & that answer is no
Wow look at the bushes & yikes at the trees
Its fallen & landed right up past my knees

So i ring up the Grandchildren 
Ask if they can
Come round to Grandmas to make a snowman
They playout allday happy as can be
They don’t just make one, they complete me three

Theres Mr & Mrs Snowman & baby too
Hats, scarves & gloves on & buttons thats blue
People pass by & they stop for a look
I take a few photos to put in my
book

 

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