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Mr. Sandman 🤣

Mr. Sandman 🤣

Hey Mr. Sandman don’t you sprinkle that on me
I know I am still wide awake and it is quarter past three
But I went and ate cheddar cheese on toast for my tea
And that dairy stuff always gives me a sleepless night you see..

So save your grains of grit for some other eyes
If you wanna serenade me some  lullabies
Then I may drift of to dreamland before the early morning sunrise
But don’t make my eyes sandy and antagonise..

Mr.Sandman why on earth do you do it
Who the hell wants to lie in bed with an eye full of grit
That serves no purpose and it doesn’t help a bit
In any case you should be sleeping yourself you absolute twit!!!

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Jill Tait

Teehee Thanks Reborn ay I lie awake n he sprinkles sand in my eyes 🤣❤️💕❤️

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Gwendoline

Jill this did make me chuckle 🙊 I lay awake all the time. And I read somewhere cheese can give you nightmares. I also now have the song in my head 🎶 mr sandman bring me a dream🎶 But in this case it should be don’t you dare bring me a dream 😂 Loved it thank you. Pinned cos it made me smile so I want to be able to pop back and get a chuckle again 😊

thank you ✨🌻

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Jill Tait

Haha well I lie awake every night don’t sleep much but still my eyes become sandy lol if I could only catch that lil git 🤣❤️💕❤️

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Marion

I'm trying to kill the afternoon in bed and now I'm.up making cheese on toast. I fancy it now. You nourish me Jill in more ways than one...food... smiles...
​​​​​Hugs!! Xxx

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Jill Tait

Awwwww I love to nourish you Marion anytime u wanna chat u know where I am ❤️❤️❤️😍🥰

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Shaun Cronick

Jill I would never have thought of that why isn't Mr Sandman sleeping himself!🤣
Made me laugh and agree with your cheese on toast angle very much.
And if anyone on here needs cheering up your fun poems are the first port of call and the only port of call.
Cheers Jill and a laugh is more than priceless.❤️😍
Mr Sandman calls me now but back tomorrow evening to try to catch up.
Thanks for sharing and thank you for all your poetic moral support and your friendship.
I wish you well. ❤️

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