Mrs Whats your face?

 Time to eat, Mrs what's your face?

And don't forget that I am in charge

No your slippers have no been stolen

I've told you that 5 times today

Will you just hurry up and take your pills?

I've got a dozen more people to see

No your daughter is not turning six

she's been married with children for twenty years now

Oh God you smell, time for a shower

and don't you try to fight me

Yes I remember that you were a teacher,

I often wonder how.

Oh My God she has done it again

She has soiled the bloody chair

I asked you clearly if you needed the toilet,

You just smiled at me as if I was stupid

That's it, you've asked for this

Get me the nappys from the top drawer

see how you like to wear these all day

maybe then you'll learn your lesson

Time for bed Mrs what's your face?

and don't be up and down tonight

no your husband will not be here

I swear she does this to wind me up

will you just hurry up and close your eyes

you've not got a front door to lock

the gas is fine, the lecky is off

will you please stop acting stupid

I don't like to go to sleep

because I know i'll be worse tomorrow

I don't like to ask for the loo

because they have enough to do

and I am scared of what I am becoming

a stupid old senile lady

what happened to the teacher me?

telling children their ABC

I guess i'm just a pest now

I'll try to be better tomorrow.