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Mummys Yummy Cakes

Mummys yummy cakes

Mummys  busy wonder what she will make
Oh Yummy she has baked Charlie a cake
He has eaten too much 
Has a belly ache
Now he feels poorly
For goodness sake

Oh dear Mum is feeling sad
Her muffins made Timothys tummy bad
Mind you he is greedy just a tad
Silly Timothy Tucker it makes her mad

He goes to the Drs coz he is ill
Dr Donaldson gives him a pill
The pill is taken against his will
Now Timothys better so Mum does chill

Mum decides he needs to loose weight
All his friends call him a state
Well thats apart from his best mate
Thats the girl up the street called Mary Waite

Mum feeds him salads & he slims down
But he missed his meat so he did frown
He gets a circus job in town
Aha you’ve guessed, he is a clown ??

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