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The Murder

~~The Murder
I committed a murder today,
In the most violent and terrible way.
One 9 mm bullet straight to her brain.
I just lost my temper, I just went insane.
All I wanted was to be loved by you,
But you wouldn’t do what I wanted you too.
You wouldn’t give me a love that was true,
So I did what I had to do to you.
The cops understood when they took me away.
I think the judge will too on my judgment day.
Anybody that has shared a love like we had
Knows that a communication breakdown makes us mad.
The one thing that makes me so truly sad,
She was the first laptop computer I ever had.
R. F. Sorrell
4/20/2014- ©

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Glenn Marchand

I like the twist. but you had me going there for a moment.

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Valerie Lynn

I'm with Glenn on this one. For a second there I was disturbed but intrigued. ;)

Val <3

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