Poem -

My Christmas Stockings!

My Christmas Stockings!

A little twist on the Christmas poetry ???

My Christmas Stockings!Β 

Twas the night before Christmas,
Too many sherries, feeling blissful,
I'm on the naughty list, but so are you,
I'm all sorts of kinky, I bought something new!Β 
Are you up for something shocking?!Β 
I'm in my sexy christmas stockings!
No need for nibbles, I've got my eye on you,
I'll get the cream and you get the citrus fruits!Β 
The smell of red berries,
Another glass of sherry,
I love the holidays,
It is time to play!Β 
Ho, Ho, Ho, I can hear them bells ringing,
I've got my whip, so you might start stinging!Β 
I'm your mrs Claus,
In my sexy draws,Β 
Tonight is the night, you'll hear me roar!Β 
Come on, open your present,
I'm yours, in Christmas stockings...

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Sarah-lou

I love this, naughty list can be nice to clearly. Haha wishing you all the best for New year! Xx

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