MY DEFENCE LAWYER

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My defence lawyer experts claim is a clever bloke
Expressing reasonable doubt is his masterstrokeĀ
Here I stand accused of murdering my spouse
The prosecution say one evening at our house
My motive they tell the jury is perfectly clearĀ
Their side of the story causes me anxiety and fear
Throughout it all my defence lawyer was calm and still
Not sure if that is part of his masterstroke and skill ?
When he got up to speak he told of my alibiĀ
Explained to the jury I had no reason to lie
All done with a clear and concise monotone
His delivery address is particularly well known
The judge sent the jury to ponder and deliberateĀ
My defence lawyer said we won't have long to wait
Sure enough the jury soon returned to court
The verdict they gave was two words in shortĀ
Not guilty the burly foreman said in a quivering voice
Listening to my defence lawyer they had no choiceĀ
I was relieved and was now free to goĀ
How it all happened I still don't know

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