my doghouse bomber

My Doghouse bomber
Yet again its happened im in the dog houseÂ
She raging like a fire Ive got no water to dowse
Im Moving round the house making sounds like a mouseÂ
Trying to stop the moaning so hiding in cracks like wood lowseÂ
Your emotions they trouse to leave you like cheap tatty blingÂ
So much like a dog now ive even started barkingÂ
Marking my territory shes in the kitchen marchingÂ
 Im Ruining my own washing ironing and whats starching!!
Being given my dinner in a bowl on the floorÂ
Im hooch not oliver so dont dare ask for more
My ears been nored on so starting to feel sore
​​​​​Actually im better off in the dog house I can shut the door
Just using it like a bomb shelter to bypass the war
- The crying man

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Comments
Brilliant poem, I can relate to it in every way, great write.
Thank for comment just trying to put a twist on normal poetry to freshen it up but all my poems start from real life experiences and emotions just abit exaggerated just abit lol but thank you