MY FIRST LOVE

Do you remember Woody Allens film, 'The Sleeper,'
you could experience the 'orgasmatron,' not with her,'
this provided your sexual climax, no emotional hang-ups,
you stepped in, had your high, so simple and no hiccups.

Different from 'bed,' where problems were taken as read,
of course, you weren't procreating, no 'johnny' needed;
perhaps we could have stepped in together, it's a bonus,
detachment, but what about love, a machine's not for us.

Incidentally, Johnny Depp now lives in Somerset UK,
away fom the prying eyes of american media so they say;
what has this got to do with 'My First Love,' I'll tell you,
you can't hit a machine, drink and drugs all in the queue.

Of course it didn't last, what did you do in your murky past?
As soon as you set off in your life, then the dye was cast.