My Humungous Heron 🤣

Scrutinising my little pond to find some morsels for his tea

And I I know there are sticklebacks in my pond, coz I have counted two or three

As this humongous Heron stood motionless, mysteriously

He is a mahoosive bird, with a big pointy beak

And lean, long lanky legs that looks feeble and weak

But then again I reckon they will be thin for a reason

Perhaps they do not feel the icy cold, in that rawness of the winters season 

Anyways I have sat inside my kitchen window, watching him for hours

And he has not moved a single muscle, amidst the January showers

In fact if I did not know any better, I would think he was a garden ornament

And if he was all black, he would resemble a Cormorant

Yet he is mainly light grey, with only clumps of ebony black

As he stands all hunched up with no neck on his back

When suddenly my mobile phone rang loudly, so I ran to answer it in the living room