My little boomerang ?

I had a little boomerang
when I was just a tiny tot
One sunny afternoon when I was feeling very hot
I threw that blinkin’ boomerang and I gave it everything I’d got
Well that polypropylene plaything went shooting through the air and it travelled quite a distance as It never lost my glare

Then all of a sudden and from out of the blue my magic boomerang seemed to flick into a corkscrew
Of course it did exactly what it was meant to do
Coz when you throw a boomerang properly it should come back to you
So I stood in awe and absolute amazement but what I should have really done was turned around in self-effacement

“Crash” “Bang” “ Wallop” as it smashed thru a pane of glass on my Dad’s new greenhouse as he was busy cutting grass
“Oh no thought I” what the hell have I done ? 
Then as the neighbour’s Mother was standing with her son
My stupid, silly boomerang had not stopped yet and you’ll never guess what the dam thing did next I bet ?

It cracked right into Mrs Brown from nextdoor’s house and it wasn’t over yet coz it smashed into her spouse
Well this time my little boomerang was thrown onto the stoney ground with a “That’l teach you lass” after he turned around
So I once had a little boomerang that I played with everyday but I didn’t want another one “HELL NOT A CHANCE“ “NO WAY”