MY LOCKER

What a surprise and what a shocker
I don't have the key for my dear old locker
All my stuff is locked safely inside 
When I left my key at home I almost cried 

My locker is number one hundred and thirteen 
One of the dirtiest lockers my office has ever seen 
This locker has been with me since day one 
A place for safekeeping when my day is done 

So to get into my locker I called security 
It was really fortunate they had a spare key 
I was finally reunited with my personal belongings once more 
I won't leave my key at home again that's for sure