MY NAME IS JASON

My name is Jason can I have your attention pleaseÂ
The odour he gave was like that of mouldy cheese
A most unwelcome sight on the tube I have to say
As the passengers stared or looked the other wayÂ
Jason requested any change for a cup of teaÂ
His legs were shaking just below the kneeÂ
The clothes were scruffy and I'm afraid didn't fit
He mumbled and cursed that his life was shitÂ
I wonder what is the story of dear Jason's lifeÂ
Was he ever married and did he ever have a wife
Did his parents disown him when he was a child
Has he ever been happy and has he ever smiledÂ
So I got off the tube at a crowded Baker StreetÂ
An encounter with Jason I didn't want to repeatÂ
Happy that my fridge is full and a bed for my head
Grateful I have everything it has to be said

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