MY PRECIOUS

     MY PRECIOUS          BY TIM WILLIAMS  AUG.2014

I'M USHERED IN TO SEE A DOC FROM THE EMERALD ISLE
HE GREETS ME WITH A HANDSHAKE HIS NAME AND A SMILE,
" I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE HAD THE RESULTS FROM THE BIOPSY AND SCAN,
AND SO YOUR HERE FOR OUR CONCLUSION ON THINGS",
AT THIS POINT MY MINDS WANDERED OF AND ALL I CAN THINK IS,
CHRIST HE LOOKS LIKE A HOBBIT FROM " LORD OF THE RINGS".

NOW ANYWAY TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT,
AND CUT AWAY ALL THE CRAP, KEEP THE BITS OF IMPORT,
WHICH AS IT TURNS OUT IS WHAT THEY PLAN TO DO
TAKE AWAY A CANCEROUS NODE OR PROBABLY TWO,
"BUT FIRST" HE SAY'S YOU'LL HAVE A HOT POINT SCAN
I'M THINKING YOUR NOT LOOKING FOR A WASHING MACHINE ARE YOU MAN ?

ANYWAY BACK TO THE STORY, THIS IS THEIR PLAN
FIRST WILL COME THIS HOT POINT SCAN ( NO CONNECTION TO WHITE GOODS OR APPLIANCES ),
THEN THEY'LL GO IN WITH AN OP. ON MY CHEST
THEN SOME RECOVERY TIME AND REST,
AND FINALLY A BLAST OF CHEMOTHERAPY
JUST TO MAKE SURE THE CANCER'S DEAD YOU SEE.

NOW FOR FORTY YEARS I ENJOYED A FAG
IF YOU CONTINUE TO SMOKE, YOU MUST BE MAD,
SO DO ME AND THE HOBBIT A FAVOUR AND JACK EM' IN
BEFORE YOU END UP MEETING BILBO AND FRIENDS,
AFTER THIS MAYBE A HOLIDAY IN MAURITIUS
I'LL BE SEEING YOU LATER " MY PRECIOUS ".