My Twitter Addiction

Use to think I was lonely...
A forlorn forgettable freak...

A sexually frustrated geek...
Then I fell into this shit
Now I know I am NOT alone

Spending heavy segments of time
with this clique of desperate exhibitionists

No, I don't wanna see your saggy tits
and I surmise you don't wanna view my scruffy dick

Please oh please do share your thoughts on current politics

Let's fight like bitches for the amusement of rich celebrities

Maybe they will retweet the bullshit we write

Make us stars for our fifteen minutes of eternity
What a pathetic lot of losers are we...

By now you should have ascertained

I am NOT here to make friends
or grovel for your approval
Who the Hell are you anyway?
Just random letters on my smudged screen
Blips desperately seeking social validation
Here we are all equally insignificant

Gloriously and forever anonymous

One way or another I am going to have my say
Go ahead and block my sorry ass all eternity

Report offensive me to the content authorities

I am NOT here to make friends