My, Your. Love, Marriage.

My love is a sin. Your marriage is a lie.
My love isn't real because we're both the same sex. Your marriage isn't real because he can't stop having sex.
My love is an abomination because there's no penis. Your marriage is an abomination because there's no love.
My love is wrong. Your marriage is wrong.
My love is a disgrace against God. Your marriage is a disgrace against all.
My love is a phase. Your marriage is a failure.
My love is just to get attention. Your marriage is just to make your parents happy.
My love makes my parents cry. Your marriage makes you cry.
My love will never last. Your marriage never had anything to last.
My love isn't worth the pain. You marriage isn't worth the tears.
My love will get me killed. Your marriage will leave you empty.
My love will never spread. Your marriage never will either.
My love can never spawn. Your marriage shouldn't have spawned.
My love takes away the sacredness of marriage. You marriage takes away the sacredness as well.
My love is dumb. Your marriage is a joke.
My love is weak. Your marriage is broken.
My love will send me to Hell. Your unfaithful marriage will send you to Hell.

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