NAKED GARDENING DAY

NAKED GARDENING DAY         TIM WILLIAMS    MAY 2015

THEY SAID " IT'S NAKED GARDENING DAY
THROW OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES "
GO PLANT YOURSELF SOME VEGETABLES
WHOOPS !! MIND YOUR BALL SACK ON THAT ROSE

SO I THREW MY VEST AND PANTS AND SOCKS
UNDER A SHADY TREE
I DANCED AROUND MY GOOSEBERRY BUSH
 LANDING GEAR SWINGING FREE

THEN WITH SIRENS WAILING
AND FLASHING BLUES AND TWO'S
THE CARMARTHEN POLICE ARRESTED ME
FOR NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES

I SAID BUT OFFICER DONT YOU KNOW
IT'S NAKED GARDENING DAY
DONT TALK SUCH BOLLOCKS MAN
AND PUT YOUR KNOB AWAY

SO I'M OFF TO SPEND THE NIGHT INSIDE
WITH JUST A LITTLE TOWEL
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE GO ROUND MY HOUSE
FETCH MY PANTS THEIR RIGHT NEXT TO MY TROWEL TA !