Shmatalie!

That girl couldn't wait to leave me.
She up and left, that witch betrayed me!
All the jokes, and that fake smile,
You've been planning this all the while…

The next time I see her,
I'll probably beat her!
But it was me; I couldn't bear to ask her; stay?
So I'll probably just run away...

She left me behind,
So if I left her, she wouldn't mind…