Nearer My God To Me

In my dream
the Lord cameth to me
seeking advice
on a query of theology

Told his high Divineness
I was not qualified
in what really should be
his area of pious expertise

He smiled that sacred smile
and let out a soft sigh
cause he had no idea why
he would ever ask this befuddled guy
anything about anything

Maybe the Big Kahuna
was just feeling lonely