Poem -

Neptune Rising

Neptune Rising

When Neptune got horny
he thought nothing
of seducing a fair mermaid
by promising to make them human...

Proof positive
that even Gods will say
anything to get laid.. 

After Neptune
banged the gullible she fish
he turned her into a flounder..

Not the girl princess 
like he had promised..

So as it turned out..
he screwed
the now pissed victim
twice in one day 

 

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