Never miss a Monday

I wish I had a six pack 
I wish that I was buff
I try to do some sit-ups 
I just don’t do enough 
I want to look good naked
But I’m finding it quite tough
I have to suck my gut in 
when I Strut my stuff
I wish I’d not skipped leg day
I’d be the real deal
Squat my weight in kilos
And have pins made out of steel
I want to feel the burning
While I’m working out
But Monday is my rest day 
When I feel like doing nowt
I wish I had pectorals 
strong just like Stallone 
But I’ve got no friends to spot me
I can’t bench press on my own 
I’d walk around like ten men 
Chest puffed like a duck 
Wearing a tight tee shirt 
Looking cool as fuck
I wish I had the time though
To get into the gym
Beast mode with my headphones 
Blasting fatboy slim
I wish I had a six pack 
I wish flab would melt away 
But I’ll just enjoy the weekend 
Then start another day