NEVILLE AND THE DEVIL

Let me tell you of my friend Neville
He got up and struck a bargain with the devil
Neville agreed to express thanks throughout the day
The devil agreed he would then go away 

At the shop it was thank you miss
Neville was getting quite used to saying this
Thank you sir at the resteraunt during lunch 
The devil was getting twitchy was just my hunch

Neville kept saying thank you throughout the afternoon 
The devil he thought would be disappearing very soon 
The final thanks was given to Neville's wife
The devil would now disappear from Neville's life