News.

Don’t shoot.
I am not the messenger.
I am the diary farmer and this is my milking cow.
I am here to milk the cow for you and give you all fresh milk.
Bang Bang.
Why did you shoot.
He told you he was not the messenger.
But that he was a diary farmer with his cow.
Here to milk his milking cow and give us fresh milk.
I shot him and his cow because.
No Moos Is Good Moos.
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Comments
Hahaha... ??????... Very good! I wondered where this was going until I read the end. Nice one x