Poem -

No bottled water

I bought some natural mineral water
i thought oh wow natural but let me read the label.
Calcium,magnesium,sodium,potassium,bicarbonate,chloride,sulphate,nitrate,silica,dry residue and PH at source.
I quietly put it back for me i was not able
I then went home and boiled my kettle  and left it there to cool
I thought id drink it this way im no bottle water fool.
I went and bought a filter as i was  boiling from the tap
no more of that bottled shite no more of that pioson crap....

 

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