Poem -

The No Good Drunk

The No Good Drunk

Why do you come 'round to mine,
after you've been drinking?
Did you really think
it was a good idea?
What on earth were you thinking?
I wish that you had listened
to all that had been said.
Don't knock upon my door,
you stinking,filthy,pisshead!

If you're drinking,
stay at home,
where you can do no harm,
coz when you're drunk,
you think you're witty
but you really have no charm.
You're no good with booze,
you really shouldn't drink,
do yourself the biggest favour
and pour it down the sink!
 

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WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

Hi Jenny Brewer,

Good and very amusing verse, I love it, thanks for sharing, my applause,

If you're drinking,
stay at home,
where you can do no harm,
coz when you're drunk,
you think you're witty
but you really have no charm.

Regards & Love

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Jenny Brewer

Hi Willy ... Sorry for the late reply but thank you very much for your comments.
Jenny x

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